R.I.P.

As of Friday, July 31 at approximately 11:15 am, our air conditioning unit bit the dust. Complete with a boom and hissing for 5 minutes, our treasured unit sighed it's last breath, much to the dismay of those it was leaving behind. It lived a short lifespan of 10 years, performing it's best under the watchful eye of the previous owners, who now reside in Florida, and probably have no air issues whatsoever. It was a tumultuous relationship, marked with annual check ups from the air doctor. Official pronouncement of death has not been made, as the a/c MD has yet to grace us with his presence. Cause of death is unknown, however a suspicious chicken seen at the site is leading to a speculation of fowl play. The case is still under investigation, although there is little hope of closure at this point. In lieu of flowers, contributions may be made to the Sweaty Arm Pit Society of Luray, South Carolina.